Well, this question is the reverse! Give me the LAMEST joke you've ever heard, and the most lame will get 10 points. Why? Bored, I guess. But you have 2 points here, you gonna take it or not?
But please keep it clean, though.
2006-07-31 06:01:11 · 19 answers · asked by ATWolf 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's green and dances?
fred asparagus!
pretty lame huh?
2006-07-31 06:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by mamapodi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who
Knock Knock
Who's There
Orange
Orange Who
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana
2006-07-31 13:06:41 · answer #2 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9!
2006-07-31 14:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by twist_of_fate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do u make a napkin dance?
but a lil boogie in it!
what is a ghost's favorite sandwich?
boo-loney!
what did the lady melon say to her boyfriend?
we cantaloupe! (can't elope)
knock knock?
who there?
orange
orange who?
orange u gonna open the door?
2006-07-31 13:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
- B/c it was dead.
Why did the Bird fall out of the tree?
- B/c it was stapled to the Monkey
=P
Come on, doesn't get any worse
2006-07-31 13:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Spectre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck deciding which joke was the lamest.
2006-07-31 13:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call the guy in the hole? - Phil
What do you call the guy in the water w/ no arms, legs? - Bob
2006-07-31 13:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there were two flamingos in a shower, one says to the other "pass the soap". the other says"what do i look like, a radio!"
well?
2006-07-31 14:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock!!!
Who's there?
Boo!!
Boo Who??
Don't cry!! It's only a joke!!
2006-07-31 13:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Becky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide...
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side...
2006-07-31 13:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋