How to say, "I've got a headache" professionally?

Question

15) Fundraiser: "I'm afraid you're going to fall short
of your goal tonight."

14) Minister: "Sometimes it's better to neither give
nor receive. This is one of those times."

13) Magician: "Would you settle for a little sleight of
hand.?"

12) Loan officer: "My interest rate has dropped
significantly."

11) FEMA official: "I'll be there to help you right away."

10) Psychologist: "Why do you think you want to make
love?"

9) CEO: "I have no interest whatsoever in merging our
assets."

8) Dentist: "It doesn't look like we'll be filling any
cavities tonight. Nor will we be debating spitting versus swallowing, either."

7) Taxidermist: "I won't be able to mount your beaver
tonight."

6) Air traffic controller: "You're going to have to land
that baby on instruments."

5) Bookstore clerk: "I believe you'll find what you're
looking for in the self-help section."

4) Judge: "Erection overruled."

3) Flight attendant: "I'm sorry, sir, but you're going
to have to store that."

2) Drug dealer: "You'll have to get that blow somewhere
else."

And Topfive.com's Number 1 Professional Way to Say, "I
Have a Headache"...

1) Drill sergeant: "At ease, privates!"

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From; Willys Jokes archives! Best jokes flat, square & around!

Answer 1

mechanic: "I just can't get that nut loose" :)

Answer 2

the arizona cowboy sent a bottle of champagne to the pretty over there...
she sent back a note with the waiter...
'for me to accept this bottle, you need to own a mercedes, $1million minimum,
and 7 inches in your pants'
he sent back a message...
'fyi, i do indeed have 2 mercedes, $2million in bank, but not even for a pretty like you would i cut off even an inch'

Answer 3

Plumber- "Sorry, I cant work on your pipes right now." Yes, my boyfriend is a plumber!!

Answer 4

funny

Answer 5

hihi!! lmao@5&9!

Answer 6

cool

Answer 7

LOL funny xDDDDDDDDD (^_^)