My neighbors have loud sex almost every night and it wakes me up, how do I let them know/what should I do?

Question

It's really annoying, and I just want to know what to do!

Answer 1

Leave an anonymous note on their door, write as follows "I can hear you having great sex, and I would love to join in. I am a she-male and I like it kinky. If your answer is yes keep having loud sex and I'll come over." That should do it.

Answer 2

Well, you could try the polite route. You could write a note that says "Hi, I'm your downstairs neighbor...and while it's good to know you are in love, I really don't feel that it's necessary to hear it at all hours of the night. I have to be at work early, so I'd appreciate it if you could keep it down".

'Course, I tried that route. Nothing worked, so this is what I did next.

Their bed room was right above mine, and it seemed as if their bed was also placed above mine. You could really tell how far into it they were by the shrieking bed springs, accompanied by.,..um....well, it sounded like water buffalo. Anyway.....one night I went and got my broom. I set it by the bed and waited for things to get lively up there.

Right before the finale, I got my broom and held it handle up right under the ceiling. JUST as they brought things to a close, I rammed the handle into the ceiling...really loudly and really fast. Scared the ever loving poop right out of them.

Never happened again.

Good luck...if plan a doesn't work, keep your broom handy!

Answer 3

this exact same thing happened to me nightly last year. the stupid slut above me would start at like 2 am and go for forever! i banged on the ceiling sooo loud with a glass vase, sometimes it worked. i also called our security guard on them, which didnt work too well. but if its your neighbors, i would suggest you slip them an anonymous note that says that everyone in the neighborhood can hear them at night, even families with children, and that theyre loudness is innappropriate. chances are theyll be embarassed (hopefully), and maybe theyll quiet down. good luck!

Answer 4

play the "1812 OVERTURE" with cannonades during their climax and make it even better for them!!!!!go for it,neighbors!!!!MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!......you could also cut a 4" x 4" hole between each "stud" in your mutual wall and fill the intervening "dead space" with "expanding spray foam"insullation!!!!!cut 4" x 4" drywall pieces with a wider lath woodscrewed to the back of the pieces and ,inturn, woodscrewed to the drywall surrounding the holes..."putty and fil",sand smooth,texture if needed, around them and repaint!!!!...there is another alternative..on the principle that "things must get worst before they get better" see the article in"popular science magazine"august 2006..the current issue..."these walls can sing".subtitled"a hidden audio system turns walls into invisible bass-pumping speakers"one could either amplify the ambient "noise"the neighbors are making or "music"of one's own choosing...for instance ...a thundering herd of elephants at 200 decibels...beyond the threshold of pain!!!!if that sounds too extreme....number one ...it's aided curbing "salsa maniacs" partying night and day!!!!;cause i've been there!!!... and ....number two...they'll probablly "dig that too"!!!again "heightening their pleasure immenselly"!!!

Answer 5

I would write a polite note and stick it on their door.... so they are aware of the disturbance and nobody is embarrassed :)

Answer 6

Film it and put it on the internet. That would shut them up.

Answer 7

just report it to the police and they will get embarresed and it should make them shut up!

Answer 8

if its that loud, does that mean it sounds good? if so, smoke a cigarette after they are done.

Answer 9

Tell them to be more quiet.

Answer 10

try to record it and upload to the internet.