Unfortunately, ‘Celebs’ do not seem to be a dieing breed. However, I think they need culling. Anyone agree?

Question

If so, tell us about your 'wish-hit-list' and any other strand you'd like to draw into the encompassing umbrella.

Personally, I'd like to draw in anyone who's known under the title of 'model' or who refers to their self 'being in a band' and cannot play a 'musical instrument' - or a so-called DJ's - AND anyone who performs something referred to as 'music' but which does not posses something called 'a melody' (you get extra "points" for knowing what ones is, and are able to demonstrate it too) that I might want to walk a country lane on a warm summers day humming or whistling to myself.

Answer 1

Oh yes they just keep going on and on. Who can keep track of all these attention seekers? I think that any individual should only be a celebrity for a certain length of time because they all get boring eventually. For instance is Duncan Goodhew still a celebrity? Or Toya Wilcox? Or hazel O'Connor?

Actually I quite like what our american cousins do. They have a list, the "top 100" or something. For someone to get on, they have to take someone off.

Answer 2

I'd terminate any Celeb that appears on reality programs. Sad Z-list wannabes!! I'd also cheerfully choke old has-beens trying to rejuvenate a singing career. As for "Musicians" Anything after 1990 sucks, with the exception of some non-charting musicians.
With regards to your summers stroll in the country, may I recommend some David Sylvian? Talent and passion!!

Answer 3

I would add anyone who has been on Big Brother and I would nuke Celebrity Love Island (or get the French to do it, they don't mind testing nukes in the Pacific!) and anyone who thinks that because they've made a record or appeared on a 'Soap' they are experts in World Peace, Football, moral issues and fashion (although being an expert in fashion should get you shot anyway!). Finally I would execute anyone on TV who replaces 'th' with 'f' as it's becoming a pathetically fashionable way for kids to speak.

Anyone who is on the list can be removed if they've appeared on 'Grumpy Old Men/Women' and I've agreed with them!

Answer 4

*Paris Hilton - the world's number one spoilt little rich *****
*Jade Goody and that **** Chantelle - two very stupid women who make appalling role models
*David Beckham - can't kick a ball to save his life, cries like a girl and his wife's a bloody stick insect with a scowl
*This new girl band who are on telly on a Sunday morning called "Frank". They appear to be a government sponsored, anti-drugs type affair affiliated with the Talk to Frank drugs line. Who said rock n' roll was dead?

Answer 5

i agree, kate moss does coke and still gets her skinny skank *** in the papers. paris hilton,pose pose pose *****. footballers wives, like get a real job throwing a 200 grand party for charity is making less money for the charity your sponsoring. george michael, sucks of some fella in a park and is proud of it. elton john, and billy conolly "my good friend, oh wait wheres the telephone book?" jade goody, and victoria beckham so engulfed in their own egos they dont realise the whole world is laughing at them.

Answer 6

i'd like to add snobby rich kids like the ones at oxford unito the hit list. "if iii get into oxford daddy's going to buy me my own house so that i don't have to live in one of those gastly dormatories dahling!" how spoilt are they! don't you agree?

Answer 7

wow, yall all seem very bothered by these people... ironic since they dont even know you exist! leave them alone! theyre not doing anything to you.

Answer 8

Good luck to them.

Answer 9

very good