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There are a few basic rules that I have for the women I date because I prefer perfection. First, you must be completely shaved or waxed--no hair except on your head. Second, no fake fingernails--they must be real and short--no ghetto nonsense. Third, your feet must be pedicured--it is very important to have sexy feet if you're going to be the complete package. Fourth, the most pleasing women to the eye are 5'6, 115-120. For every inch that you are taller, you can add 5 lbs. For every inch shorter, you must deduct 5lbs. Fifth, make sure that you always have a very good haircut--it's worth the money to go to the best people. Sixth, if you are going to wear make-up, apply it with the skill of the most talented make-up artist on earth--wear just the right amount and the right tones for your skin. Finally, be educated-there's nothing hot about a dumb woman.

If you do all of these things, you'll be like the women I turn out--and believe me, they are COMPLETELY satisfied--every time.

2006-07-31 05:05:49 · 46 answers · asked by rogue_philosopher_69 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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No not really, but I would have a problem with the man who takes me out, pulls out a tape measure, a scale and takes off my shoes to check out my feet on the first date!

2006-07-31 05:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 0 5

You sound a little neurotic.. All of these things are nice and if the woman DECIDES to do them for herself...even before you have been graced by her presence, it's not unreasonable or stupid on her part. But I would be amazed if you found this entire package in one person. And you sound most interested in physical attributes, which to any potential mate, could be very off-putting, and even considered shallow. How do you look my friend? Maybe instead of putting these requirments out here..you might consider meeting the perfect mate at the gym or in an outdoor program for singles...someplace you can find someone active...like yourself hopefully ....or did you just want some"thing" pretty to look at???

Hopefully someone will turn your world upside down for the better and you won't care that they don't meet up to all of your "requirements." How old are you anyhow? Not one person is perfect and how do you know this picture of the "perfect" girl is perfect either. This type of attitude contributes to eating disorders and poor body image. What if you had a fat daughter or one that was deformed or had no toes for a pedicure, would you tell her she was anything less than beautiful and had intelligence and a great sense of humor. Remember looks fade, boobs sag, eyes wrinkle, skin gets looser! But if you've found a friend, she'll be beautiful to you forever! Hopefully you'll find someone that will see you this way.

instead of keeping up with the Jones' on the television, Lose a bit of the ego and maybe you'll actually find someone to spend your life with. :D and be happy for real!

2006-07-31 05:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by tharedhead ((debajo del ombú)) 5 · 0 0

I, as a woman, have a problem with some of it that...first of all there is no such things as "perfection" in men or women, and for anyone who expects perfection in someone else, they are only trying to make up for their own lacking. The shaved part or the fingernail "requirements" I don't really have a problem with (to each their own...I personally shave, and I don't like fake fingernails), but for a woman who is 5'6" tall, that weight is generally unhealthy unless they have a very small build/frame/bone structure. I am 5'5", and because of my frame, my ideal weight to be HEALTHY is 130lbs. But hey, if you want to crack the anorexics bones every time you get it on, more power to you. And if a woman has toned muscles, you do know that muscle weighs more than fat, right? The rest of it, I agree with...good hair cut, but who decides who is the best at it anyway? The makeup bit I can agree with...hate to see a woman hide her own natural beauty behind layers of makeup, and yes, an educated person (man or woman) is always sexier.

2006-07-31 05:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by mjboog2 4 · 0 1

Fine, however you are required to be at least 6 feet tall, under five percent body fat, thick FULL head of hair, manicured and pedicured at all times as well, preferably green eyes, you also must be from a formidable family and have at least a masters degree from only an Ivy League school (no state schools), and speak more than one language, I also expect you will maintain at least two fully staffed residences (I need a vacation home in the south pacific somewhere) and NEVER commercial flight always private, lastly you are expected to have a Centurion card (that would be the Black American Express only obtained by invitation). If you can fulfill these base requirements I might consider giving you the time of day! Oh, and one more thing...as far as ground transportation...I prefer to have a driver at my disposal, but if you insist upon driving NEVER will my perfect, tanned, exercised size one a** grace a 'domestic' vehicle. I will only be seen in foreign exotics and/or european luxury sedans.

2006-07-31 05:15:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you describing yourself? I think that is what I read. You feel you have the perfect look, therefore you require a woman who has the same need to be perfect. I think that it's great you realize that needs/beliefs on personal hygiene and appearance should be shared by couples. You will avoid the normal fights that men and woman have. If you two are on the same page as far as theses requirements go then you'll be happy together. I do hope though that you are sensitive to those who do not agree. I do have one question for you though...what does "you'll be like the women I turn out-" mean?
Good Luck!

2006-07-31 05:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by Feeling Froggy 3 · 0 0

Funny, I am completely satisfied, in spite of having never even encountered you.
Although I have no desire to rate your "specifications" one way or the other, in terms of myself, I feel compelled to question your desire to have "hairless" women. You state, "First, you must be completely shaved or waxed--no hair except on your head. " Eyebrow less women are not considered attractive in any culture with which I am familiar. Drawing eyebrows on where all natural hair has been removed is never attractive, no matter how professional the technique. (However, I guess the "head" could be construed to refer to the face as well, though it is not the general understanding.)
As an afterthought, proportion and measurements are also more accurate a description for shallow indications of "ideal" physical characteristics, being that muscle (thereby athletic people) carry more weight in their muscles than in fat.
You may want to rethink your silly requirements.
I am curious as to what requirements you hold yourself up to, and doubt that any intelligent, self-aware women (you state, "Finally, be educated-there's nothing hot about a dumb woman.") really have ever found such nonsense attractive in anyone.
There is nothing hot about a shallow, demanding, know-it-all.

2006-07-31 05:30:34 · answer #6 · answered by Meoyetille 2 · 0 0

Have you found this yet???? I feel sorry for you & anyone you date. You are very shallow & by putting nonsense out there like this, you will only get that in return. You will never have a deep, meaningful relationship but to each his own if that's what you prefer. How very sad but good for you that you will be saturating the dating scene of those only looking for the same in return.

And I'm assuming that you offer this "high quality package" in return to those you are dating? Yeah Right! Good Luck Dude!!

You have asked ques. in the past about cheating women? Ya Think?? You put that kind of Karma out there, you will get that in return always!!

2006-07-31 05:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by COblonde 3 · 0 0

Mine were:
(1) Never married.
(2) No children.
(3) Younger than me.
(4) Smaller than me.
(5) Clean and smelling good.
(6) Head hair.
(7) A full set of teeth.
(8) Well-proportioned and not "challenged" in bra size.
(9) A nice speaking and singing voice.
(10) Neither fundamentalist nor atheist.
(11) Not a Republican nor a "conservative."
(12) IQ over 120.
I found her online three years ago and we are very happily married.

2006-07-31 05:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by wmp55 6 · 0 0

Well first of all, as a women Disagree with all of the above accept one, and that is an education because who would like a dumb male/female? But as for the rest of all that perfection **** I highly disagree!! A women will never be perfect so get that out your head. Perfection does not exist in this world. If it did we wouldn't have corrupt governments, divorces wouldnt occur and so on and so on. It's fine to want your women to look nice all the time but y can't you love her for perfection but for who she really is on the inside and out. I mean getting her nails done and make up perfect and the fedish hair cut dosen't beat her make you three nice hot meals and cleaning, running your bath water, rubbing your feet, doing all the things a women should do first. Then if she wants extra excessories for herself she should get it. But im going to tell you now that if you still strive for perfection your going to end up lonly with a broken heart with no one. Or your going to end up with what you want,not satified because that women will be a ***** and a gold digger and have a nasty attitude. Just remember perfection does not mean happiness. and if that girl wants something that you dont want her to have thats her perogitive not yours, thats who she is. and i can understand your hight and weight concern but you have to be realistic. Just like i told this other girl MOST PEOPLE WANT WHAT THEY CANT HAVE! and its not your fault that you cant have it but thats the way life is. LIFE ISNT FARE AND ITS NOT PERFECT NOTHING IS!!

2006-07-31 05:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by sam w 1 · 0 0

you are the most shallow person ive ever heard of! i thought ppl like you only existed in movies! First of all you must be really young bc otherwise you would realize that no one is perfect which means you can never find the perfect person....only near perfect to your liking. Im only 20 and i understand that....if you dont then your gonna be single forever. Second, if your with someone your supposed to love them for who they are...not shape them into the person you want them to be just to realize after all that work they dont have the right personallity for you...unless your only interested in looks then your just hopeless and i feel sorry for anyone who even attempts being with someone like you....oh and another thing...what happens if you do find the "perfect" person and get married...shes gonna want kids...and after she has kids most likely she's not going to meet your weight requirements

2006-07-31 05:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes , because I don't like to wear make up and pedicured my nails and etc. I am simple but totally clean. I I like to go out and I like to show other people who really I am. I don't need to spend so much money for this kind of thing because I am contented of my outer looks. If somebody would like me for being simple.Then that will be good but if nobody would be attracted on me. I don't care as along as I am free to do what ever I want /like to. I would wear light make up if its necessary to wear. Like; attending meetings and Party.

2006-07-31 05:26:25 · answer #11 · answered by MAGNIFICENT 2 · 0 0

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