Good thing I brought my hands-free wireless internet.
Anyone see that Pontius guy? I have a few words for him.
2006-07-31 04:32:52 · 13 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well you'll be no use as an artists model then ...
2006-07-31 04:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick, there must have been a miracle. Most people die after 2 days. In fact Jesus died the same day. Either you are already a living ghost or you must be able to live without breathing. JUst get off the cross and stop fooling around. You think we are idiots like you.
2006-07-31 04:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by ancalagon2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are trying to pretend you are Christ he wasn't on the Cross for three days, he was DEAD for three days. He was taken off the cross the first day. That is why it was so surprising he was already dead. They had to take him down that day because the way the Jewish did things. The Romans were in their land so followed their rules to a certain extent.
2006-07-31 04:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wait for the HELL then.
Whether you like it or not if you are guilty in front of the Judge you will be punished, you may mock, yell, lagugh but you will be the one to experience the punishment.
Don't wait for the last minute of life and death, know Jesus and ask for forgiveness NOW.
www.bgea.org
2006-07-31 04:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by Stalin M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have a hammer or a saw so I will have to burn it off at the base...
be back with firewood....
2006-07-31 04:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy wait till i get you in hell
i will show you what suffering is
2006-07-31 04:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is quite offensive, and I'm not even Christian!
2006-07-31 04:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughs hysterically. will a chainsaw work?
2006-07-31 04:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by brianna_the_angel777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are living dangerous. Don't be a blasphemer.
The only sin that will send you to hell!
Unbelief is the only sin that will send you to Hell.
The only sin that will send you to hell is the failure to know, understand and acknowledge that Jesus Christ is the only true and living Lord God and that the blood Jesus Christ shed for you at Calvary is the only way you can have all your sins forgiven, removed and cleansed.
The Holy Bible in Hebrews 11:6 says “But without faith it is impossible to please him (God); for he that cometh to God must believe (have faith) that he (God) is, and that he (God) is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him (God).” Parentheses mine!
If you want to be saved from all your sins and go to heaven when you die, you must, by faith, believe that Jesus Christ is the only true and living Lord God. (Romans 10:9-10 “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus {that Jesus is Lord} and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believed unto righteousness and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”) You must, by faith, ask Jesus Christ to do forgive, remove and cleanse you from all your sins. (Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.” and Romans 6:23 “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”) You must, by faith, ask Him to come into your heart/life and receive Him into your heart and life to live there forever. (John l:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he the power to come sons {children} of God, even to them that believe on his name.”) You must, by faith, turn from your sins and live for Him the rest of your life. If you never come to do these things, you will not go to heaven. Give your heart and life to Jesus Christ today without delay. All of this is what is meant when the Lord Jesus Christ said: “Jesus answered, and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto, Except a man be born again , he cannot see the kingdom of God (go to heaven).” You were born physically into your earthly family. To go to heaven you must be born again spiritually into your heavenly family, God's spiritual family. This is my prayer for you.
2006-07-31 04:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by LARRY S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang in there.
2006-07-31 04:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋