Dear YAnswerers,
Here at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com we recognize that an ABOMINATION is taking place in America, and we wish for you to join our cause!
In the Book of Leviticus (Chapter 11:9-12) it is clearly stated that shellfish is an ungodly ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!
The ABOMINATION of eating shellfish has plauged America for too long, and it is leading to the death of innocent American soliders in Iraq, we must protest at their funerals!
Our RIGHTEOUS leader, George F. Shemlps, is waiting for you to raise your rifle to the call of duty, ally yourselves against the ABOMINATIONS of shellfish, they are bringing GODS WRATH to Americans everywhere!
2006-07-31 04:26:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Old Testament has been taken away, nailed to the cross of Jesus (Colossians 2:14). Man is not subject to those laws today.
However, most of us recognize this as a weak attempt to defend homosexuality. This is condemned under the New Testament, also (Romans 1:26-27). If you accept the Bible at all, you must acknowledge homosexuality as sinful.
As for those who claim that servicemen are being killed because America tolerates homosexuality, most who try to follow the Bible repudiate them. Do those people think that if we outlawed homosexuality again, servicemen will be bulletproof?
2006-07-31 04:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by flyersbiblepreacher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good grief !!! Get a freakin' clue !!!
That is Old Testement.
"It is unclean to you" Everyone knows that shellfish contains bacteria that is harmful if not cooked properly. They didn't know that back then.
2006-07-31 11:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Doogie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're just being shellfish! Why does my neighbor throw stones at me for working on Sunday?
2006-07-31 11:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually this is interesting theres a matthew gospel quote where jesus does away with the dietary laws,
that guy with the canoe in his icon put it up in one of my questions yesterday,
so, depending if you believe this stuff it makes sense, jesus came and said you cant get defiled by eating shrimp but sexual immorality defiles you from within
i dont believe the first part that it was a sin to begin with so jesus saying its not a sin to me is nothing new
2006-07-31 11:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Lobser - For the Hellfire Lover in you.
2006-07-31 11:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you know, christ overturned the OT... (even though he NEVER said this)
... except for the parts that christians happen to like. they keep those.
It's pick & choose christianity.
I'll take a serving of self-righteousness with a side of smite, please.
2006-07-31 11:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, was just knocking back my third order of tasty King Crab legs and wasn't paying attention.... what was the question again?
"Reverend.... need another order there yourself?"
"Waitress, more for all please!"
2006-07-31 12:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mike R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay. What part of your mouse did you laser off THIS time?
2006-07-31 11:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by Missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good way of pointing out christianity's hypocrisy of persucuting homosexuals.
2006-07-31 11:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is what happens when people have too much time on their hands...
2006-07-31 11:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋