Dear YAnswerers,
Here at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com we recognize that an ABOMINATION is taking place in America, and we wish for you to join our cause!
In the Book of Leviticus (Chapter 11:9-12) it is clearly stated that shellfish is an ungodly ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!
The ABOMINATION of eating shellfish has plauged America for too long, and it is leading to the death of innocent American soliders in Iraq, we must protest at their funerals!
Our RIGHTEOUS leader, George F. Shemlps, is waiting for you to raise your rifle to the call of duty, ally yourselves against the ABOMINATIONS of shellfish, they are bringing GODS WRATH to Americans everywhere!
2006-07-31 04:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All the truly faithful shall heed the call! We shall smite them in the name of the lord! there will be much smiting of the shelled devils! The time to rebuke the crustation sinners! Burn Red Lobster! Set fire to all Long John Silver dinners!
Declare a crusade on the Seas! We are rightious!
The lord has willed it! It is written in the good book so it must be fact and true!
2006-07-31 04:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by P. S. G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What!?!?! Don't you think that there are bigger fights out there than this? You are wasting your time...
The good book also says that if someone tries to get you to turn your back on Yahweh that you should stone them to death... do you do that? I don't think you do!! (it's in deut. - look it up!)
Besides that, protesting at someone's funeral is a slap in the face to that person and their families... When you die, someone might protest silly meaningless protests and then your memory would be tainted with that in your families minds for the rest of their lives! How sad is it that not eating shelfish 'because God says so' is more important to you than the feelings and tender emotions of a mourning family.
I have nothing else to say... this is disgusting!
2006-07-31 11:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by ceaz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of Leviticus was ment for Gods people then, not us.
Secound that law is now no longer in egsistance because Jesus died for our sins and we no longer have to be set apart by what we do.
Third the reason why there is war is because war is nesicerry. We are sinners and sinners will fight even Christians. It's the way of earth. If we didn't fight would be perfect, but no one on earth is or was perfect except God (Jesus).
So chill out. War is our falt not Gods. It is what comes with our sins.
2006-07-31 11:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice research, man. But I don't think I'll be joining. I enjoy eating shellfish too much.
2006-07-31 11:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have been just alittle bit mislead. I believe that Mr. Shemlps is still in the nut house and will not be release in your lifetime!@
2006-07-31 11:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mouse has been lasered one time too many.
2006-07-31 11:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree...that's hiliarious.
2006-07-31 11:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Pumpkin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...wow
2006-07-31 11:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
2006-07-31 11:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋