The only ones I could think of was..."You must be tired, cause you've been running thru my mind all day!" lol..
Wat r some others?
2006-07-31 04:13:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is your dad a thief? Coz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Quick, call the police..you've stolen my heart.
Can I borrow a quarter?
-why?
I need to call my mother and tell her I've just met the girl of my dreams
Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
And the list goes on ;)
xxjes
2006-07-31 04:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a banana in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a mirror in your pocket .. cause I can see myself in your pants
God must be sad, because, one of his angels has left his side
Check the brand tag on someone's shirt and say "just like I thought .. Made in Heaven"
2006-07-31 04:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a search party looking for you? Cuz heaven must be missing an angel. lol
2006-07-31 04:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by hekitaimao 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your feet sore ?
Cos you've been running through my mind all day
2006-07-31 04:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if we were squirrels who you let me bust a nut in your hole?
if you were a boggie id pick you
baby your dad must have been a lumberjack cuz your giving me wood.
if you were a flower id buy your seeds and plant a whole feild of ya
2006-07-31 04:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, what about the classic
What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
2006-07-31 04:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by lizzey_in_pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where r ur wings u angel from heaven cheezy hahaha
2006-07-31 04:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by tomboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you wash your jeans with Windex? Cause I can definitely see me in them.
Wanna go get a pizza or fuc*? (no) What you don't like pizza? (guy actually said this one to me personally)
2006-07-31 04:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by geni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny:
Boy: Hi, do you like raisins?
Girl: No
Boy: How about a date?
2006-07-31 04:18:16 · answer #9 · answered by shortgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" only one I could think of that someone hasn't already said.
2006-07-31 04:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by Mustang L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋