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if you could travel back in time would you do jesus?

2006-07-31 04:10:11 · 18 answers · asked by peziord 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

He's too for his robe, too sexy for his robe

2006-07-31 04:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'll turn the tables a bit here - "Do I find Jesus sexy"? My answer to this part of your question would be "no, not sexy, but very alluring and desirable to be around". I find that He is very charismatic and charming, taming even the most savage of beasts".

"If you could travel back in time, would you do Jesus"? My answer to this part of your question is "yes, I would "do" Jesus, but only in the abstract sense of the word "do". I would "do" all of the Jesus things (protect Him, seek Him out, listen to Him, believe in Him, follow Him, etc.) so in essence, yes, I would "do" Jesus, as in "do the Jesus thing".

Have a lovely rest of the day.

2006-07-31 11:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 0 0

No, I wouldn't. Jesus was incapable of sinning, so even if I wanted to, he wouldn't have given in to the temptation.

Keep in mind that most of the pictures we see of Jesus are artists' drawings. I don't think we can truly know what he looked like when he was here on earth. I'm sure that Jesus was handsome -- and I'm sure that many women found him attractive. Since he was human, I am sure that he struggled with temptation, but I don't think that he would have ever given into it -- since that would be a sin.

2006-07-31 11:18:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ifeelyourpain 4 · 0 0

Silly question--but I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't look anything like the blue-eyed white guy with the flowing light-brown hair. That's not really how people who live in that part of the world tend to look. So, before anyone says yes, they should consider this. But, it's a silly question, and you knew that when you asked it.

2006-07-31 11:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

By the time the Romans were done with him, He looked like a piece of meat hung on a hook. If you find that sexy, I have to wonder about you.

2006-07-31 11:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldn't do Jesus cause I'm not a ****, but I think it would be fun to stick random objects in his anus and here him scream in agony :or pleasure. Who knows, Mary Magdalen may have been sticking a finger up there while she blew him, he might get off on it. That would make me feel weird.

2006-07-31 11:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ray H 2 · 0 0

since all the pictures of Jesus are figments of many artists imaginations throughout the years and not a true representation, i think his sexiness stems from his beliefs and teachings! i also wouldn't have to "do him", as you so eloquently put it, because his essence/being would be more than enough to satisfy!

2006-07-31 11:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0 0

i don't mean to be rude but you are sick ,jesus is a holy being who came to earth to liborate us from sin and he came into this world without sin and left without sin.well the question you asked is very disgraceful and offending to those who believe in chist like myself if you were to do that we wouldn't be living today because god was going to eliminate sin including us because of our ancestors sins but jesus begged for us and saved us from sin and the wrath of his father.
p.s jesus is incapable of sinning and the pictures of him you see are drawn be artists.is i could go back in time to meet him i would ask him for the answers to the many questions that no answers have been found for.

2006-07-31 11:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by kuki 2 · 0 0

I probably would have just so NOW when I see the bumper sticker, WWJD, I would know exactly what he'd do

2006-07-31 11:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by return1969 4 · 0 0

Long dead, decomposed or non-existent people are not sexy.

2006-07-31 11:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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