I'll reward you with eternal life and tell you how much I love you!
Am I a good father or what?
My son just started mouthing off about how he was getting shafted. Just for that I want you to torture him before you kill him.
2006-07-31 03:43:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You talk as though it is really your son. Look, you had a one night stand with that bethlehem floosie. Sure, biologically it is your son, but he is just an illegitimate child born in hard times. Just pay your child support and begone!
2006-07-31 03:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You missed the point. He did not come to "teach you people how to act". He came to reconcile us to God the Father.
Joh 3:14 Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up,
Joh 3:15 so that everyone who believes in Him will have eternal life.
Joh 3:16 "For God loved the world in this way: He gave His One and Only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.
Joh 3:17 For God did not send His Son into the world that He might judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him.
Joh 3:18 Anyone who believes in Him is not judged, but anyone who does not believe is already judged, because he has not believed in the name of the One and Only Son of God.
2006-07-31 03:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by steve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the Christian tradition, especially the hardcore Christian, you really missed what happened. The Jews killed Jesus, and according to tradition, they've been getting penalized for it from that point on. Some people even say that the holocaust was part of the Jews' penalty for what they did. If you'll remember, the Romans didn't fare so well after the death of Christ either.
Get your story straight before you bag on someone else's beliefs. Otherwise you end up looking like a moron.
2006-07-31 03:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by pelotahombre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omgg. I Mouth Of To My Parents All The Time And I Don't Get In Troublee. I Hope Your Jokingg.
2006-07-31 03:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Prep♥™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A'ight. Sounds like you guys need a little vacation away from eachother.
2006-07-31 03:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a misguided view of christianity, Jesus did come to earth to die, that was the reason he came. Jesus wanted what God wanted, because Jesus was God. Jesus loved me enough to die for me. Jesus asked for another way, but told God it was God's will and not his that would be done.
2006-07-31 03:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a sad person you are.
Making pranks of someones believes.
Do you believe in anything?
Anything at all?
2006-07-31 03:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by no one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, now that belongs in the bible, don't ya think? Maybe an unabridged version, purhaps......LOL
2006-07-31 03:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are. Make sure you videotape it this time for atheists like me.
2006-07-31 03:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are so witty.
2006-07-31 03:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by ellieannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋