knock knock
whose there
dwane
dwane who
dwane the bathtub i'm dwowning
got ne other lame jokes for a monday morning?
2006-07-31 03:18:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
knock knock
whos there
bananas
bananas who
orange you glad i didnt say bananas
2006-08-03 20:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 guys walking down the street one walks into a bar the other one ducks. Is that lame enough for you?
2006-08-04 00:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by cndnchop75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
whose there?
cantalope
cantalope who?
Cantalope tonight, my father's got the car
Knock knock
whose there?
Columbus
Columbus who?
You Columbus, me callem taxi
Lame enough for ya? heh-heh
2006-07-31 10:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
your mom
your mom who?
it's your mom! open the door!
lol. that's the worst joke i've ever told!
2006-07-31 10:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whose there
boo
boo who
dont cry its only a joke
2006-07-31 10:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It' immensely lame!
2006-07-31 10:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you throw a cat from a car window, is it considered kitty litter?
2006-07-31 10:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ur rite that is lame
sorry i cant add 2 the lameness :P
2006-07-31 10:29:12 · answer #8 · answered by sexy_chill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me wait too long, open this door!
2006-07-31 10:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by L-Rad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do melons always have big weddings?
They cantaloupe.
I know it's really bad, but it still makes me giggle.
2006-07-31 10:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who is there
impatient cow
impatient cow....
moo
get it it was too impatient to wait till they finished
2006-07-31 10:55:50 · answer #11 · answered by Destiny A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋