hers is my list-
1. make me a sandwich
2.what the hell were you thinking with the whole christian thing?
3.what does jessica alba look like naked?
4.i want to punch you in the face (*punches god in face*)
5.why did you do that to my brother
6.is kevin spacey gay or what?
7.why do you hate black people so much?
8.stop washing my colors with my whites your turning my underwear pink you b*stard
9.why does everyone think jesus is you son?
10.is david blaine your son?
2006-07-31 03:11:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he know everthing ,thus need't requires ur say,since he is so close to u,if he desert u for a fraction of moment even,people will crement u within hours,now experience him within urself.
2006-07-31 03:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
1)What is up with the duck billed platypus? It lay eggs but nurses it's young? It has fur but webbed feet? It is venomous? Some kind of experiment or were you just screwing around for your own amusement.?
2) Problem of evil- I want an answer now. And don't give me that "Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth" crap. I was in Omaha, where you put me.
3) Yeah, is Kevin Spacey gay or not.
4) If the Jews are your "Chosen People" why is Israel the only country in the Middle East without any oil?
5) Professional Wresting? fake or not?
6) Was Jesus a good carpenter? Did he belong to the union?
7) Why do all the people who preach your word have such big hair and wear short sleeve dress shirts?
8) Why is it that when your Mother comes down to earth she always shows up to drunks or little kids? Why doesn't she ever appear to a meeting of the physics department at MIT?
9) Why so many bugs?
10) and finally Can you make a rock so heavy that you, yourself can't lift it? Been wondering on that one since 5th grade.
2006-07-31 03:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Does looking at gold fish cause cancer?
2. Did Jesus really build my hot rod?
3. Shouldn't you maybe stop all this random killing going on in Africa and Asia?
4. Are my cats real gay or just prison gay?
5. Do you hang your head in shame when it is pointed out that you are the creator of Bush?
6. Be honest, Mary was a whore, wasn't she?
7. Where are my missing socks?
8. Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Alanis Morissette?
9. Is Jerry Lewis really the devil?
10. Am I on acid, because last I remember you didn't exist..?
2006-07-31 03:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10. Where have you been?
9. What happens when we die?
8. What should I be doing with my life?
7. Why am I so unhappy?
6. Are you happy that you created me?
5. Where is my soulmate?
4. When and how will I die?
3. If there is a heaven and a hell...which way am I going?
2. What will happen to humans 1000 years from now? Will they still be around?
And NUMBER ONE... Where are my keys????
PS. I think people took your answer too seriously. I actually thought it was funny and I believe in God. Too many uptight people around here!!!
2006-07-31 03:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tytania 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. bring him back to me
2. erase the last 10 months from our lives
3. do something so that he loves me forever
4. make him understand how much i love him
5. send our baby asap
6. let us live happily everafter
7. punish her for what she has done to me
8. stop all the war and and let all people live in peace
9. do something so that everybody on earth dies normally after living a successful and happy life (except her)
10. punish all the people who create differences among human beings ( like, races, economic classes, and the like)
please forgive me for my bad english, it is my second language
2006-07-31 03:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i talk to God all the time when i pray! but if i was before his feet at the door of heaven, i would ask no questions!! i would be thankful! thankful that he saved me from a life of sin!! i wouldnt be questioning God after all he has done for me in my life!!!
2006-07-31 03:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Christiangurl01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, God IS real & second.. I speak to Him all the time when I pray!
2006-07-31 03:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by lovinlife 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God IS real..
And there's no talking TO HIM... according to scripture we shall be worshipping him continually.
Would you truly talk to your Father like that??
2006-07-31 03:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by indiebaptist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 - 10. So, do you come here often?
2006-07-31 03:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would tell him that he is ******* ***** and hope that someday yhe will by overthrown and burn in hell and that he is cock sucking *****, then i would spit and his face and throw him down to hell
2006-07-31 03:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by peziord 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋