2006-07-31 02:30:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The worship me as your god and send me all your money now cult. I hope you decide to join. Just email me for the address and my bank details if you do. I promise you an experience you will not forget and I will have loads of fun.
2006-07-31 02:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by patti_felz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna start one. We'll be called "heaven's Mates". We shall worship the Great Gibble - god of tequila and loose women - and congregate every Friday and Saturday night in the nearest temple (i.e; pub/bar).
Their we shall consume large quantities of fermented grain and grape until we are granted visions of the Great Gibble himself.
As long as you're over 18 (or 21 in USA) you're more then welcome to join my crazy cult.
2006-07-31 02:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Warrior Hamster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to start a cult called Orgyism. It will devoted to the sacred power of group sex.
2006-07-31 02:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choose the one where there is the most women in it. Like the Raëlian. They believe that extraterrestrials seeded life on earth and in getting eternal life through cloning. They have a funny philosophy about sex.
2006-07-31 02:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Joseph Binette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not waste a minute and join the Sugway. You will be a happy person and would never repent in your life joining this e-religion.
visit http://www.sugway.com once believe me and learn the realities about God and Universe.
2006-07-31 02:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by unisoul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exciting religious cult??? Isn't that an oxymoron???
2006-07-31 02:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by carpediem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could join the Mile-High Club.
2006-07-31 02:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Herbalife
2006-07-31 02:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by corpuscollossus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly one of the charismatic one. Lots of action there, rolling around on the floor, speaking in tongues, loud music, dancing.
Another is any of the Islamic extremists groups if you think you'd enjoy blowing yourself up
2006-07-31 02:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear the Branch Davidians elicit a lot of excitement. Don't know if they're still recruiting though.
2006-07-31 02:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋