What are the law regarding the bringing in of foreign flora and fauna? Do they accept american currency? Should I see a doctor and get some shots before hand?
Can anyone recommend a good hotel?
2006-07-31 02:07:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
just move to the middle east....come on if that's what you really want that join the army...request for transfer ....join your fellow Americas in war!!
2006-07-31 02:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Is there an embassy that I can contact?"
1-800-YOU-BURN
"Do I need a passport?"
No, death certificate will suffice.
"What are the law regarding the bringing in of foreign flora and fauna?"
Flora, yes. Fauna, you become "friendly" with a red hot poker.
"Do they accept american currency?"
No, only pesos. It makes everyone feel like they're rich when they're really not. Hey, it's Hell!
"Should I see a doctor and get some shots before hand?"
Sure, because the only thing better than being eternally tormented in a lake of fire is being eternally tormented in a lake of fire while nursing a needle bruise.
"Can anyone recommend a good hotel? "
Motel 666.
2006-07-31 02:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by schleppo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you'd like a tour, do nothing. You already have a passport because you're born with one and you don't need anything special to get there besides a coffin. I can tell you from extensive research that you won't like it; unfortunately, you've got a one way ticket and sorry, the next train out doesn't leave until next eternity. I would strongly recommend a good church before you go, and you might want to read a book about the place - the Bible is a great one. I would also recommend a complete immersion in the waters of baptism... although after you're done with all that, you just might end up going somewhere way better, so if you're "hellbent" on going to hell, I wouldn't recommend doing anything different than what you've been doing all your life.
2006-07-31 02:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by *Brooke*Loves*Stars* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, nothing like that. Just follow the big wide highway with the rest of the non-believers, it's a broad and easy road to take. Not much of a view, but quick to get there that way.
2006-07-31 02:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read Dante's "INFERNO" for the best tour of the imaginary place called Hell! If hell really did exist, no one could be certain who knew most about it, but Dante's work is a masterpiece of literature, so it's worthreading, like many other works of fiction.
2006-07-31 02:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tour of Hell -- see link below -- have a nice stay. It is like the song Hotel California -- you can check out but you can never leave.
2006-07-31 02:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Infernal Embassy is on the same street as the Narnian Embassy. I think the travel restrictions are similar as well.
2006-07-31 02:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man you are already there the fire just hasn't been lite yet keep waiting but when your so called party begins there is no checking out hey there a bar-b-Q there to and if you do go you will be the main course.
2006-07-31 02:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by jamnjims 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some books written by people who have been there. Maybe if you pray that God will let you experience it without actually having to be condemned.
I think Kenneth Hagen has a book about going to hell.
2006-07-31 02:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! One question at a time!!
Answer: The devils got a free ticket for you! Hope this answers all your questions!! Don't joke around like that, life is just a speck in time eternity is forever!
2006-07-31 02:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read The Inferno. It's like a guidebook.
2006-07-31 02:09:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋