A Cockroach is staring me for a long time....and it's aiming for me....i think it's going to attack me....what should i do ?
2006-07-31 01:47:57 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOTE: I am only SIX months old....I can't READ or RUN !!!
2006-07-31 01:51:23 · update #1
Don't back down. Stare right back. Wilt it with your raw will. Life is rife with such challenges. You can do what's right, or what's easy. Smash the bug, build self-respect--you ain't going to be cute forever, though I expect you will develop into one hell of a typist.
2006-07-31 01:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are two long antenna of the cockroach must be moving , catch hold of that and throw cockroach outside the window or balcony.
2006-07-31 01:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't click the pause on the remote control. The image will stop. You will think that the cockroach in the tv was watching you. So click the button Play, ok?
2006-08-01 22:03:53 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh.. I am not going to answer this question..why should I..? The poor baby can't read...
Let me pray that the cockroach didn't hurt the baby
2006-07-31 10:49:08 · answer #4 · answered by Newme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby....U r afraid of a silly cockroach...hmm..don't get worried...that's my messenger..he is there to spy u ...whatever u do, he'll report to me....It has camera in it's eyes...that's what he is aiming at u.....no da, it won't hurt u....if it does anything, just say the cockro manthra ! It wuld fly away.... or else....take ur baby shoes, close ur eyes..and hit ..yeah...good baby..ohhh my god...u just hit the snaky....hmmm...Yet another one...take the cockroach to ur kitchen and give him some thing to eat...or take him with u in ur baby bed and watch the TV.....or what? come up with him to Y ! answers...he won't ever leave this place..... hehehe
2006-08-01 04:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say turn on the lights, but someone already did. But I got another one. Take some cold medicine, that usually gets rid of nasty bugs.
2006-07-31 01:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by chris z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-07-31 01:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by Yndy'91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make your move before the cockroach does
2006-07-31 01:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spit up a big puddle and then take your chubby little hands and play in it and rub it all around you and the cock roach will not cross over this puddle to get to you. Then scream so that your mommy will come and get you before the roach figures out how to get around the puddle of spit up. good luck little one.
2006-07-31 02:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by Janis G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sneak away and get a can of raid. Spray like hell. Or pull it's head off. It won't die but it will be fun to watch.
2006-07-31 01:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by impossible 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋