A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks."
The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed!!!!
Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar.
It's a woman...
"I'll give it a try," she says,
"but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
2006-07-31 01:37:11 · 10 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dear lindsay, the guy's asking to try as him (put his thing in the alligator).. but the woman wanna be alligator.. u got it??
2006-07-31 01:47:21 · update #1
Dear Lindsay
It is a complicated joke, but I can demonstrate it just for you, give me 5 minutes to find a bottle, then come over. ok ?
PS for gods sake dont bring an alligator
2006-07-31 02:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Isn't the woman who wants a go really Lindsay?
2006-07-31 11:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-07-31 09:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by cave_man225 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS SO FUNNY BUT NM
2006-07-31 08:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by tomboy123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard of this joke b4.... its good!! LOL
2006-07-31 08:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one indeed!
2006-07-31 12:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhhhhh..... i don't get it ?? (I'm kinda blonde when it comes to jokes!)
2006-07-31 08:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's real funny.
2006-07-31 10:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Raven Hood® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG.... I love it!
2006-07-31 23:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thanks for the laugh today!!! LOL
2006-07-31 08:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by jennifersuem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋