Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"
2006-07-31 01:31:42 · 9 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
:+)
won't go hunting with you !!!
2006-07-31 01:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by chastityelizabeth 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well she did tell him to make sure he was dead....lol. That guy must have been a Newfoundlander...lol. OK, my last comment is only funny if you a Cape Bretoner I think. ;-)
2006-07-31 23:49:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goldie
2006-07-31 08:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Norwood has it.
2006-07-31 10:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are right..it is a old joke
2006-07-31 08:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bcuz this is an oldie....i've seen it soo many times.... i'm already sick of it..
2006-07-31 08:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is still a nice laugh.
2006-07-31 10:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by Raven Hood® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but man died
2006-08-01 08:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good old joke :)
2006-07-31 09:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋