Once there was a guy who lost in the middle of nowhere. But lucky enough that he found a nice house and ask for the owner to let him spend the night.
owner is a chinese and he has a very hot daughter. She wore very less clothes and the guy could not help but see the outline of her body and clear skin..
To that the old chinese man told him "Son, if you are gonna sleep with my daughter, u will get the Chinese Torture and it's worse than anyting u can imagine. So stay away from her"
So the guy had his dinner and went to bed.. but as he's trying to sleep, he ended up tossng and turning and.. finally "**** it!! whatever that Chinese torture is i am gonna screw her and she's worth it any way!!" so he found the daughter and had the wildest sex in his life and naturally he falls asleep.
The next morning he see the old man standing and holding a stone with a string attached. The old man said "There u go, this stone is attached to one of your testicles".
and with that he throw it thru window.
2006-07-31 00:47:21 · 14 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so the poor guy run after the stone and jump himself out of the window to save his miserable weewee..
but on his way down to the ground he heard the old man said
"There u go, another one of your testicles is attached to the bed-pole."
2006-07-31 00:49:04 · update #1
LOL! Thats funny!
2006-07-31 00:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by pippiedooda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! that must have hurt. Hahahahaha a Now that was a really funny joke lol. Could you post more of those? Pls.
2006-07-31 00:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl ....clever previous guy. and boy of boy that ought to harm like dying itself. wager the greater youthful guy found out previous adult males are very crafty while it incorporates conserving their daughters honor. i'm will to wager he will heed the subsequent warning from a father lmao Thx for the giggle.... advantageous appeared like that harm like the dickens Thx for the giggle Jim famous guy or woman this became marvelous!
2016-10-01 07:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by robinette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg too funny but ive heard it before
2006-07-31 00:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just got a painful feeling in the pit of my stomach
2006-07-31 01:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh, It's kinda like dammed if ya do and dammed if ya don't.... Buy it was very funny!
2006-07-31 16:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
painful
2006-07-31 01:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. his a dumb a ss
2006-07-31 00:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by diarubie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh! LOL. LOL.
2006-07-31 03:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes!!! Must have hurt.....unimaginably !!!!!!!
2006-07-31 01:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋