Three missionaries were sent to a tribe in Africa but the chief was angry. "We do not like people trying to change our religion, i will give you a test and if you fail it I will kill you. Go into the jungle and bring back ten of one type of fruit." So the three of them went off into the jungle and the first came back with ten bananas. "Now," Said the cheif. "You must push all of the fruit up your bum without making a single sound or i will kill you." After about three bananas the man could not do it and was killed. The second came back with ten cherries and the cheif told him what he had to do. The man was very pleased that he had chosen such a small fruit but after 5 cherries he burst out laughing and was killed. The man went to heaven and met the first missionary there who asked him, "I thought you were going to do it then, why did you laugh?" And the second replied...
What did he say? If you guess right you get 10 points!
2006-07-31 00:39:28 · 16 answers · asked by pippiedooda 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I remembered that the last time I saw Smith he was picking a pineapple!
2006-07-31 00:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of Cards 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could not stop laughing thinking that the other one had 10 pineapples!
now give me the 10 points
2006-07-31 07:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he saw the other man coming back with watermelons
2006-07-31 08:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by SNIKT. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 3rd guy come back with watermelon or pineapple or durians or coconuts..
2006-07-31 07:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said I saw the third one collecting watermelons
2006-07-31 07:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Snowflake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know.. the 3rd guy came back with a pineapple, heard this before
2006-07-31 07:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw the third guy coming out with Pineaples.
2006-07-31 07:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy behind me was gathering watermelons
2006-07-31 07:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by kimberly b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I "couldn't help it... I saw the third guy coming out with pineapples"
2006-07-31 07:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 3rd 1 was plucking the jackfruit
old joke
2006-07-31 08:07:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋