Please tell me a funny but corny joke?

Question

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Answer 1

'a funny but corny joke!' there, are you satisfied now?

Just kidding, don't know any.

Answer 2

So a duck walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender and says Hey do you have any corn?The bartender says no and the duck leaves. Next day duck comes back and goes to the bartender and says do you have any corn?The bartender says no, if you ask again i'm going to nail you that wall!... the next day the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender and says do you have any nails?! the bartender confused says no...? and the duck goes oh. do you have any corn?!

This was posted earlier, I though it was funny but corny, lmao. :)

Answer 3

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the
couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer
before it starts!"

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to
him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get
me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do
tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a
lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore. .."

The man sighs and says, "It's started..."

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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were
watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from
the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the
blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."
The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet. You won the money."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5
O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied,... "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump
again!"

Answer 4

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. "I know," he said, "we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’".
"How do you play that?" asked the redneck.

"It's easy'' said the Spanish boy, "we can play it next recess."

So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. "Alright," said the Spanish boy, "Lets play."

The Asian boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest pee pee is the winner. And so the Asian boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the Spanish boy pulled down his pants. His pee pee was about the same size as the Asian boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.

"You win for sure," they both said.

Later that day the redneck boy went home and his mother asked him, "So did you make any new friends today?"

"Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest Pee Pee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck."

His mother laughed and replied, "No sweetie, you won because you're 23."

Answer 5

So a duck walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender and says Hey do you have any corn?The bartender says no and the duck leaves. Next day duck comes back and goes to the bartender and says do you have any corn?The bartender says no, if you ask again i'm going to nail you that wall!... the next day the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender and says do you have any nails?! the bartender confused says no...? and the duck goes oh. do you have any corn?!

haha told you it was corny

Answer 6

actually i dont know any corny i will tell you a joke two friends were talking to each other one of them asks "do you bath every day " the other one answers no " the first one says"yuk then i dont want to be your friend"the second one says"wait!wait!i bath every night only"

Answer 7

Customer: "Waiter, what is your thumb doing on my steak?"
Waiter: "Keeping it from falling on the floor again, sir."

Sailor with a pelican on his head walks into a psychiatrist's office. Doctor says, "Come in, sit down. Now, tell me how it all began?" Pelican says "Well, Doc, it started out as a wart on my butt!"

There was a young lady from Exeter,
so pretty, that men craned their necks at her.
(One went so far
as to wave, from his car,
the distinguishing mark of his sex at her!)

Answer 8

Q:did you be responsive to that michael jackson died of nutrients poisoning? A:Yeah! he ate 12 twelve months previous nuts! So Farrah faucet Dies and is going to heaven. God asks her "in case you need to have one choose, what might or no longer it is?" Farrah solutions "properly god, i basically decide for all the toddlers in the international to be risk-free" and POOF!! Michael Jackson dies. usa is the only place the place a youthful black boy can advance as much as be a white female. (Michael Jackson)

Answer 9

okay well i posted some corn jokes ummm scroll down on the jokes and riddle page and ta - da yay there they are! check ya later ♥

Answer 10

1.once a sardar loves a nurse?
he oneday propose to her" i love you sister"..

2. what is a kiss?
its an enquiry on top floor to switch over to bottom floor..

is it corny...