This guy goes in to see an entertainments agent and says, Hi we have this speciality family act would you be interested, and the agent says, passibly, it depends, what do you do, describe your act, so the guy says well, it starts when I come on stage ....
Add the rest here. Each answer must be a different part of the act.
2006-07-30 22:32:25 · 7 answers · asked by kenhallonthenet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ciliciam has the right idea, The aristocrats joke is a joke told by comedians to other comedians and the start and the end is always the same, the middle can be anything you want it to be, but it has to be as rude, gross and perverted as possible. The art of the perfomance is in adding more and more to the middle. the description of the joke. Each answer here is supposed to add to the description. it's an interactive joke if you like. I guess some people answering so far, didn't understand that.
2006-07-30 23:48:39 · update #1
...on stage with my wife and 2 kids. I begin with a juggling routine and my wife spins dinner plates on her chin, fingers, toes, elbows and knees. As we're doing that, my daughter lies directly in the middle of the stage and my son enters stage left with a Polar bear on a leash. The Polar bear walks over to my daughter, bites her pants off, and......
there's no way i'm finishing this joke, i do not wish to be banned today.
2006-07-30 23:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ciliciam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ciliciam, I continue:
.............and turns them magically into a bicycle, which I proceed to ride round the stage while my son escorts my daughter backstage where a doctor will have a look at her thighs that were accidentally bruised by the polar bears claws .................
Who's next?
2006-07-31 06:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better quit while you are ahead. Maybe wait until the smoke clears.
2006-07-31 05:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But is this a joke?
2006-07-31 06:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suppose it is a joke for me
2006-07-31 07:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i finished this joke i would be banned for sure
2006-07-31 09:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by so_hot_i_steam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgqR8BpBQ8F1JNscw9HvKHTsy6IX?qid=20060626020943AAhUTRR
not exactly,but at least it was a joke ..lol
2006-08-01 07:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by gmonkai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋