The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says "Grass is definitely green".
The teacher again replies, " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?".
The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion".
The student replies, "Then I definitely s-h-i-t my pants"
2006-07-30 22:13:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA....Keep em coming..they're great!
2006-07-30 22:15:32 · answer #1 · answered by madyx524 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, properly recycled! Still 9/10 though.
2006-07-31 06:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!! You should email me some jokes!!!
grumpyrebel052000@yahoo.com
2006-07-31 05:44:45 · answer #3 · answered by Alyssa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is kinda old sorry check ya later â¥
2006-07-31 06:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew lol
2006-07-31 05:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tiffany C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
potty humor...
2006-07-31 05:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by jonb4more 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done! it's funny!
2006-07-31 05:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by Jannabel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was o.k.
2006-07-31 05:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2006-07-31 10:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋