While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a beautiful ornate Bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, And Hillary Clinton.
His p-e-n-i-s was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
2006-07-30 22:11:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one lol.
2006-08-03 17:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by cndnchop75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Lorena Bobbitt, hell must have froze because i never thought i would see a joke about her lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-31 06:19:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You even made Genie LOL.
2006-07-31 05:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good for him, that suits him ^v^ hahahaha.... never heard of it though, although surely many genie jokes come n go heheheh.. cuteee!!
2006-07-31 08:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was he given something he didn't wish for? and why does this joke still come up every,.............three days?
2006-07-31 07:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, well done
2006-07-31 05:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2006-07-31 05:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by madyx524 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
2006-07-31 05:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
2006-07-31 10:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWSOME!!
2006-08-04 03:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋