Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own
2006-07-30 21:22:03 · 19 answers · asked by bigbob33 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it may be old but its still funny
2006-07-30 21:28:45 · update #1
he he nice "A"JOKE.......... well i suppose u said Ur dogs name is not really sex...if so then I'm quite sUre ur life might be very embarrassing through out............ till u have ur dog sex with u.... i mean till ur dog who is named sex lives with u.... you get it... 10 POINTS...
2006-07-30 21:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
5/11
2006-07-31 08:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10
2006-07-30 21:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jannabel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/8
2006-07-30 21:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still good
would say 5/10
2006-07-30 21:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Hustla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its toooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooood 11/11
2006-07-30 21:49:35 · answer #6 · answered by preety 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ilike it very funny ha ha ha he he he fantastic 11 out of 11
good one .keep them coming
2006-07-30 21:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me hearing for the first time.........this is damn hilarious.
I give u 10.5 (wanna knw what was he thinking when he gave his pet name)
Cheers!!!
2006-07-30 21:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! 11/11! B-)
2006-07-30 21:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first time i hear it. gotta say a 7,5/10
2006-07-30 21:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by tormented_666_soul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋