It was a hot day in Minnesota, Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold
beer."
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied,
"Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"
2006-07-30 21:16:46 · 10 answers · asked by madyx524 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a really good one!!
Too bad some people "don't get it".
2006-07-30 22:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lollipops, White Chocolate(White Kits kats at the instant are not user-friendly to discover yet they are yummy) , Milk Chocolate, (Like Kits Kats, M&ms ,sometimes) , .. P.S. the appropriate candies come from Europe, fairly, Germany, Austria, Italy, possibly Switzerland.. additionally enable us to not forget Mozartkugelen, additionally typical as Mozartkugel (Germany candies) , and Reber (A German style) properly, everybody has their own tastes ;)
2016-12-11 03:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by creasong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haahahahhahahahaha!!! Wickedly Funny!!!
2006-07-30 22:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-30 21:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done, this is so unfunny!
2006-07-30 21:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it... not very funny though...
2006-07-30 21:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by mihali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha!HA! *100+rating if acceptable by yahoo guidelines*lmao! cheers,, heard it earlier..cracks up smiles and laughs! thanks
2006-07-30 21:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And how's ur bush?
Well fine, thanks, and how's ur @@@ker?
Nice but not that funny though.
2006-07-30 21:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-07-31 01:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it!@!!!
2006-07-30 21:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋