I just had anal sex with my dog and now she's puking blood, what should I do?
2006-07-30 21:16:05 · 20 answers · asked by youareprobablygyaerthanyouleton 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
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2006-07-30 21:27:04 · update #1
run her over and deny the sexual activity!
2006-07-30 21:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in the car with your dog. Then, start driving. When you see a cliff or a bridge over a river, drive off of it.
That would cure so many things that are wrong.
2006-07-31 12:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) Learn beastiality is naughty
B) Go see a vet
C) Don't you dare have more anal on the way to the vet.
2006-07-31 04:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by spork551 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to use bad language, but all I got to say is that it could happen to anyone. You are a very brave person to tell it to thousands of people online.
Go see a vet.
2006-07-31 14:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With your dog? You're joking right? Bring her to a vet!
And get a girl this time!
2006-07-31 04:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by Soso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try helping her to suck up all the left overs maybe she will stop puking
2006-07-31 04:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by maggotier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest rubbing yourself with a very strong disinfectant, and shooting the dog.
2006-07-31 04:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Greg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really embarassing one.. both of you must go to a vet and have her anal checked and your hungry **** too!!!
You suck...
2006-07-31 04:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Go to Rite-Aid right away and buy some Tampax. Stick it up her a.s.s.
2006-07-31 04:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Are SICK....
I hope you're not serious because simply, I don't believe you really did such a terrible thing...!
2006-07-31 04:19:58 · answer #10 · answered by toon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have the mentality of an earwig! Grow up
2006-07-31 04:50:25 · answer #11 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋