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So a duck walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender and says Hey do you have any corn?The bartender says no and the duck leaves. Next day duck comes back and goes to the bartender and says do you have any corn?The bartender says no, if you ask again i'm going to nail you that wall!... the next day the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender and says do you have any nails?! the bartender confused says no...? and the duck goes oh. do you have any corn?!

haha told you it was corny.

2006-07-30 21:11:38 · 21 answers · asked by Katie K 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

lol..haha..corny cause of corn..lmao!jk..funny thanks for sharing:)
cheers!

2006-07-30 21:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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2016-10-01 07:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yes it's totally corny...and you just nailed me too !!

2006-07-30 22:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Nisha 4 · 0 0

Very funny, though I heard it before its still 10/10. Well done.

2006-07-30 21:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

old, and i heard this in 1st grade because in the announcements they always told jokes. yeah check ya later ♥

2006-07-30 21:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Nailed me on the head with that one!!!

2006-07-30 22:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

cutely corny..

2006-07-30 21:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0 0

LMAo, strangely silly, but funny all in one. :)

2006-07-30 21:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

hahaha... ya its corny & funny.

2006-07-30 21:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That really was cute. but yes corny LOL. my kids will love it tho. Thanks

2006-07-30 21:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very cute

2006-07-30 21:15:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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