Whoever said this is a complete RETARD...I got bloody syphallis there and now my wife is going to kill me.
I realise that in America you can sue anyone at anytime for no reason at all as long as you are rich and blatently guilty
So who can I sue? The Vegas' marketing campaign has not only ruined my relationship but wrecked little Ichi and it hurts when I pee too
2006-07-30 21:11:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Gambling
don't sue... it's overdone.
you should just make a super serious info-mercial about the dangers of vegas... preferably in black and white for dramatic effect. you could go on and on about how people waste their life savings away and cheat on their spouses.
then the screen goes black.
then back to you and you simply state...
It hurts when I pee.
you'll screw vegas outta kabillions!
2006-07-30 21:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, i dont mean to be rude, but youre an idiot! no, vegas didnt ruin your relationship, you did by cheating on your wife! and then you didnt even wrap it up, nice! you deserved to be dumped if you want to screw around like that.
and actually you can sue, at least you can sue hte person that gave it to you, its a tort claim...look into it. odds are, the person doenst have any money to take anyways so its not that big of a deal.
time to pay the consequence from being a man-whore, gl in life
2006-07-31 17:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by aaronne07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, If your wife kills you, you won't have to worry about it.
And it won't hurt when you pee.
I heard the "Ladys" had to be tested for STD's on a regular bases.
Maybe you can sue the testers.
I guess you'll be saying-
"Things happen in Vegas, stay away from Vegas".
2006-07-31 04:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R&R Partners invented the "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." campaign. So, you can sue "R&R Partners", but I doubt you'll win.
2006-07-31 12:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by r0bErT4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should sue Howard Hughes, he owned most of Vegas at one time.
He's dead so he wouldn't be able to defend the suit either.
2006-07-31 04:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by generationofswine1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's worked for me so far, but then I always take the advise of Perry Penisaurs, who said "Wear a condom, so you don't become extinct."
2006-07-31 04:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jolly1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would take a brillian lawyer and a very sympathetic jury for you to win that case.
2006-07-31 14:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Wundt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are slow. what happens in vegas does stay in vegas but you have to remember to use condoms every time, einstein.
2006-07-31 04:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by babykillar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about taking responsibility for your actions???
It seems you are the RETARD!!!!!!!! You and only you ruined your relationship.
2006-07-31 04:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by dk_angel2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look like you got what you deserved. Try being faithful.
2006-07-31 05:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by John D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋