I had Taco Bell earlier today, and I recently had to defacate so bad but it was stuck. So I started digging it out which helped emensly. Then I flushed to toilet but my fecal wouldnt go down. I didnt have a plunger so I reached in and started mashing it with my hands. I think my boyfriend started to worry because he then opened the door. I didnt want to say I clogged his toilet so I said a burglar came in and took a cr@p and I had just dropped my cell phone in there and was looking for it. He didnt believe me and started laughing. And then his dog came in and started licking my face. How can I convince him it wasnt me?
2006-07-30 20:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
just say it was a shi t and run...heheheh
2006-07-30 20:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by dlgrl=me 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Use the power of satan to mesmerize your man friend and then use reverse psychology to implant the notion that it was a burgler!
2006-07-31 03:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps you should just drop the subject.
most toilets have a cleaning brush next to them. I would have used that instead of my hands.
2006-07-31 03:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your S hit out of luck!
2006-07-31 03:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Matt S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe!!!! That was kind of amusing. Do you have any more silly questions? huh
2006-07-31 03:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Cymalon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. just tell the truth. you guys will have a nice laugh. he will still like you just the same.
2006-07-31 03:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by erk m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have worse problems than convincing him it wasn't you.
2006-07-31 03:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Darlin'...you are S.O.L.
He'll be talking about this one for years to come....
2006-07-31 03:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if only i had a penny for everytime someone has asked me this question.......
2006-07-31 10:44:25 · answer #9 · answered by avtech 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ARe you a chick
2006-07-31 03:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by WomanCandy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋