A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife responded, "The funeral director."
2006-07-30 20:19:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i like this one. 9/10 points.. good one.
2006-07-30 21:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by Katie K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheh... woman cant live with them...
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lol
what's the the sunglasses? too much sun? only 83 here today yay!
2006-07-31 04:26:15 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol awesome! check ya later ♥
2006-07-30 21:20:41 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one. It was cute.
2006-07-30 21:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by armywifeoftony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a hoot!
2006-07-30 20:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one :)
2006-07-30 20:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by argiman1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb... 2 points tho
2006-07-30 20:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by Ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don’t get it.
2006-07-30 20:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by donald d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD funny stuff!
2006-07-30 20:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha....funny!
2006-07-30 22:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jannabel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋