The ducks at the pond have started a scuicide cult. They're after my sister because she saw a little duck in danger and tried to save it's life, how was she to know the thing was suicidal?
Anyway, this all started when a emo-goth kid known only as The Dark Lord started hanging out at the pond. He's the leader of the cult and I think he's brainwashed the ducks so they want to sacrifice themselves to the great Hot Topic god. What can I do?
2006-07-30 20:16:59 · 4 answers · asked by DNE 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you nail one duck to a wooden cross, the other ducks might eventually proclaim it the son of God and start writing books about it. This might help.
2006-07-30 20:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would recommend a 12-gauge shotgun with magnum loads. And make sure you have the grill going -- BBQ duck is excellent!!
2006-07-30 20:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Lonnie P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SAVE THE DUCKS SAVE THE DUCKS. FOR gods SAKE SAVE THE DUCKS.
2006-07-30 20:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray without ceasing, IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
2006-07-30 20:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by bungyow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋