I saw Cornfunkel's question and it got me horny. I want to be with a midget, but because of sizing issues would it be more convienent for me to request the midget to wear a strap-on? On top of his real one?
2006-07-30 20:15:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
It is 2.3 CM, according to Wikipedia.
I would suggest using dual strapons however.
2006-07-30 20:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by lemonserver 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. I do not, for an instant, think that you've posted your own picture.
2. I do not, likewise, think you are female.
3. If size is that important to you, why the fascination with "midgets," and not with horses.
4. "Dwarfism" is due to a genetic defect that causes the bones to form incorrectly and not in proportion to each other. Contrast a "wrestling midget" with someone like Danny DeVito. Danny is comparatively small, but his stature is proportional.
5. Genitalia, like other parts of the body, seem to be affected by heredity. Consequently, just like a 6'2" quarterback, any given male can have an abnormally small or abnormally large penis.
6. One of the facts established by the Kinsey studies of the 1950's is that there is no "perfect size." Furthermore, when the penis is flaccid, it can be almost any size (within the normal range). This differs not only from man to man, but within an individual male, depending on many factors, including -- but not limited to -- the expectation of sexual activity.
7. I'm not answering this question for you because I don't think that you really care about facts. I'm answering it for others who read these questions and may have a sincere and genuine interest. I don't always answer questions just to get points. And, I'd like to think that on occasion I actually manage to help someone.
2006-07-31 03:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by Goethe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Generally, if your midget is bigger than a bread-box his genitalia will extend a full 1/2 inch or so...The preferred approach in such a case is to strap on the entire midget and forgo the gadgetry!
2006-07-31 03:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by mitchskram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm 6'1 but I'll play midget for you. I will even tell that I'm putting on a strap-on but really I wont but you will love it all the same.
I actually heard that midgets sclongs can be just as big as the average male penis.
2006-07-31 03:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooo! it sounds like Goethe has sand in his noony!
I blew a midget at the bus station a few weeks ago, and he was hung like a pimple.
2006-07-31 22:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by Cornfunkel'sGhost'sGhost 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most forms of dwarfism only affects the limbs like arms and legs ive seen some midget porn and there stuff is normal sized
2006-07-31 03:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by rosary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend once dated a midget and it was 12 inches long .He had such an ego i wanted to kick his midget ***
2006-07-31 03:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by WomanCandy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good answer goethe ,well researched
It just concerns me that there may be people out there who do have a "sincere and genuine interest" now that is bloody scary
PS Imacorndog, you are way too funny, keep em coming
2006-07-31 10:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by avtech 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well....i'm a midget and looking at my genitalia....i think i'm proportioned equal all about....thianks again for your sincere question...glad to provide a sincere answer
2006-07-31 03:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IF YOU ARE THAT HORNEY...PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE AND LEAVE THE POOR MIDGET ALONG...WHILE YOUR AT IT...TRY TO GROW-UP...
CLOWMY
2006-07-31 03:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋