Three Texan surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a s s and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States.
2006-07-30 19:26:58 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE IT!!! LOL
2006-07-30 19:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by anthrotistic 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 08:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know that I love it , but it is a funny one
2006-07-30 20:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! ♥ IT! 9/10! funny and true :D
2006-07-31 01:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah... truly a skilled surgeon.... didnt see that one coming :)
2006-07-31 04:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG.. I'm still laughing.. loved it
2006-07-30 19:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
who made this joke? He's a genius... i love it!!!! he really looked like that..
2006-07-30 19:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
THAT WAS F*CKIN HILARIOUS. ALL I CAN SAY IS... SH!T I CANT SAY NOTHING BUT IM STILL LAUGHIN RIGHT NOW!!
2006-07-30 19:33:28 · answer #8 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOVE IT
2006-07-30 19:42:24 · answer #9 · answered by Matthew F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
SO SO SO DAMN FUNNY....THAT"S MY GIRL!!! 10 OUT OF 10 !!!!!!!
2006-07-30 19:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLPIMP... sorry gotta say I love it!
2006-07-30 19:29:25 · answer #11 · answered by walkietalkiethree2003 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋