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2006-07-30 19:25:46 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I'm dead.
my dog's dead.
I forgot where I parked my car.
I forgot where I work.
Jesus came for breakfast.
I'm in jail.
I was summoned for Jury Duty.
2006-07-30 19:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
.......when I was just about to leave for work today the F.B.I., Parole, US Marshals and __.__.P.D. surrounded my neighbors house and busted into the door. They yelled at all of us to go back into our house and stay there till the 'all clear' is given. Later after they hauled off my neighbor they asked me to stay in my house and they will be by later to question me on my neighbors activities. What can I do? Being a good citizen I will stay in my house and not go anywhere till its my turn to answer questions.
(This really happened to my husband and I and we immediately saw the value in it as a future reason for not leaving our house!!)
2006-07-31 04:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Belphoebe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was on that Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship The Wayward Sea,and got that nasty virus,and the doc on the boat told me not to go to work,until he called or I got an E-mail and I have'nt heard from him!!
2006-07-30 19:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my socks....
my mum won't let me...
my wife/husband has me tied to the bed..
I didn't know I had to..
there is a noise when I turn the key in my car...
I missed the bus...
I was all dressed and ready to leave but then I forgot my way to work.
2006-07-30 19:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a bad case of anal glaucoma,what is that your boss might ask?
Well just answer ," I can't see my azz coming to work today"
2006-07-30 19:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by Dfirefox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog died and I will be spending the day making funeral arrangements. Do I get a week off with pay because he was the only family I have
2006-07-30 19:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by ok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an inner ear infection and whenever I try to get up I'm always feeling nauseous, dizzy and feel like I'm ready to puke my brains out.
2006-07-30 19:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by Bobcat9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The kitchen Tap's gone beserk and the house is half flodded.
2006-07-30 19:29:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a job interview with Bill Gates
2006-07-30 19:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by skeptical_me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My snake is sick. It worked for a guy in my office. Yes, I work for a sad sad office manager.
2006-07-30 19:29:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A unicorn took my keys and stole my car
2006-07-30 19:30:56 · answer #11 · answered by Lisa J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋