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2006-07-30 19:12:17 · 18 answers · asked by angel 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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y dont u come sit in my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!
or
i like all kind of beans green beans, pinto beans, kindney beans, oh and lesbeans

guys use those on me all the time they r sooo lame

2006-07-30 19:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 25 13

This pick-up line amused me, I got it from a guy that I met through webdate_dot_com...GUY: " Are you from Jamaica?" ME: "no, why?" GUY: "Coz Jamaican me crazy!" how odd that I found it funny and instantly hit it off! So the pick-up line sucks but he's cute anyways...

2006-07-30 22:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you'd like...we could reach either Thailand or Austrailia before the Summer is gone. Both are beautiful this time of year- but you will enjoy yourself much more in Asia.
+ you're probably 'fit to be Thai'ed' anyway...LOL

2006-07-30 19:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by Shuffleking Jr. 3 · 0 0

yer so good lookin I wouldn't kick ya outta bed for eating crackers

hi I'm (insert name). May I buy you a bodacious tata?

Just seeing you makes my heart sing, and my head swim. Ok maybe I'm just a little drunk.

2006-07-30 19:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by kram k 3 · 0 0

ok my wife seriously picked me up with this line.....hey, im not gonna be having sex withyou tonight but i would love to dance!
of course i thought that was awsome! and now were married!

2006-07-30 19:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you got a mirror in your pocket becuase i see myself in your pants.

(looking at tag on clothing) just as i thought, made in heaven

someone call the pope, heavens missing an angel

2006-07-30 19:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by breakthru2002ad 2 · 0 0

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

2006-07-30 19:16:41 · answer #7 · answered by Truth Hurts 6 · 0 0

Sex is like playing "Bridge game", If ya don't find good partner, u wud rather have good hand !!!

2006-07-30 20:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby 2 · 0 0

How do you like your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized?

2006-07-30 19:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by sarahmuffin4 4 · 0 0

i seen you blinking from the other side of the room. want to go back you my place and have some hot sex.

2006-07-30 19:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by theswarm666x 5 · 0 0

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i 2gether

2006-07-30 19:15:17 · answer #11 · answered by ailatan92 2 · 0 0

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