Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
2006-07-30 18:49:54 · 10 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
2006-07-30 18:50:07 · update #1
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how r u ? how is life ?good luck n keep loving jokes!! ;)
2006-07-30 18:51:13 · update #2
wah... pyare laluva... aapke angrezzee ke... knowledge padke humra manva... ko bohut khusi ... hui...
2006-07-30 19:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kaa Baat Boli ho MUNNI.....hamra man to ekdamme Prassana
hui gawa hai.....ab to hum khoob saara laalu yadav jokwa khoj kar padhoonga......he he he
2006-07-30 19:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
u deserve 10 points but unfortunately this is not
acceptable in rules and regulation.
2006-07-30 20:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woww....wonderful stuff...
Expecting such jokes in future too...
Have a wonderful day
2006-07-30 21:17:39 · answer #4 · answered by VINU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I want to understand what that was...but I dont. : (
Forgive me if that was/wasnt a joke, either way...Im lost.
2006-07-30 19:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by ~Nique~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good humour!
2006-07-30 19:03:01 · answer #6 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.. really good one.. LOL
it happens only in INDIA... oops i mean BIHAR!
2006-07-30 18:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey........,that was a cooool joke..
thank you for that.do u have any more?
good day.
2006-07-30 20:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by nats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, can you explain that please? it made no sense whatsoever
2006-07-30 18:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT??
2006-07-30 18:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋