For you moms! (MOM) - Mean Old Moms?

Question

DON'T MESS WITH MOM
My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough to put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights. It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair. No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too!

Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, or I'll call Children's Services Division, better known as C.S.D."

Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store. I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. I've cancelled that appointment
to take your driver's test. The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best." I said "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine."

He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?" "Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car. I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike & roller blades. Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying, Why are you on your knees? Are you asking God to help you out, instead of C.S.D..?"
Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers, or
have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents
someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ...I love this One!!!
MOM (Mean Old Mother)

Answer 1

haha good one..... reminds me of a sign i saw in a mexican restaurant the other day. it said:

TEENAGERS: tired of your dumb parents? Then move out, pay your own bills, do your own laundry, and cook your own food while you still know everything.

i gotta kick outta that! thanks for your story!

Answer 2

Well, your mum have to tell you and your brother how to locate your father, if she does that, you will have another source of hope for survival. Thank God you still have nmother, you are better than many people who lost their mother, or did not know their mother. You have a role to play, you get yourself a job, think positive, stop thinking the way you think about your mother. She is doing her best, you better get yourself a job and change the status. Some people are begging for food, some people dont have job, your mother have one, her employers are satisfied with her services, so you have to help your mother, by looking for something to do, may be you will say no job, you can employ yourself, by becoming a dry clearner of clothes. Look around yourself, you have a skill. One more thing try to love your mother, if she had abandon you the way your father did, what would have happened to you ? That we can tell.

Answer 3

I know, i have bunch of cuzins like that specialy that overload meagen who got a dunebuggy at age 11 and golf cart at age 10 and shes cries and she cant wipe her on butt and she gets what ever she wants, they need to GROW up or get beat with the belt!

Answer 4

good one..
kids need a little tuning once in a while.. my 5 yr old nephew goes overboard if his parents r quiet or busy.. once his mom gets strict hes a good kid again..
thats why good made mommies..

Answer 5

Awesome. Thanks for posting that! : )
Ima teen, but I never gave any complaints to my parents.
Im glad you posted that though, its sad that lil brats are being raised and don't even know how grateful they should be!

Answer 6

your right that's how my son is he says if he don't get his way hes going to leave ill always say go ahead you have no job no money and your to young to get a work permit he says I'm going to my room

Answer 7

Thats cute. Turn it around on us kids. I dont know what I would do if my mom did that.