2006-07-30 18:12:41 · 22 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD:
IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE
WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND
YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN
WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE
ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR
THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT
2006-07-30 18:12:50 · update #1
ANYONE AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT
SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE
SURE DESERVES IT!! DON'T WORRY DAD; I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO
KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN .
2006-07-30 18:13:35 · update #2
YOUR SON,
Bill
P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I
JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN
MY REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK, CENTER DRAWER. I LOVE YOU!
CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.
2006-07-30 18:13:51 · update #3
That is hilarious! Heres one for you! What do u call a pig with pigtails? STEPHANIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-07-30 22:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Rich 2 · 4⤊ 7⤋
What is not to understand? It's a joke. He tells his dad that outrageous fabricated story so when he gets to the bottom and is furious that his son did all of these things.....It won't seem so bad that his son's report card was horrible!
2006-07-30 18:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by madyx524 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure when the son do that in real life..he'll get more than a punch in the face..he-he!
2006-07-30 18:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by againstgoodygoody! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed a very good humour! Keep it up!
And, by the way don't mind if someone answers stupidly, they are doing so bcos they are like that, you know, stupid!
2006-07-30 19:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah someone posted this a couple of days ago i thought it was funny the first time check ya later ♥
2006-07-30 18:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very smart son
2006-07-30 18:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it. Is it supposed to be a joke or a riddle cause I think it is neither.
2006-07-30 18:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by tysha30 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAA that is pretty darn funny! i wish i could have seen the dads face when he was reading it!!
2006-07-30 20:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehhheheheheh funny
i hate it when people say what's the question? i mean this is the joke section! you are supossed to tell jokes!!!!!
2006-07-30 18:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad report card lol
2006-07-30 19:59:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, don't mind the first answer some people have no soul
2006-07-30 18:16:30 · answer #11 · answered by *S*E*X*Y*e* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋