A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
2006-07-30 16:53:40 · 12 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke, i will pass that on to my dad, he will love it.
2006-07-30 16:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-30 16:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pooks 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually did that once. The yard was ruined it sorta backfired.
2006-07-30 17:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by Steel Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah very good like it lots =]
2006-07-30 17:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by pillsburry doughboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart, i did that too but with a cop
2006-07-30 17:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-30 16:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by redchili68 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny dude!
2006-07-30 17:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-30 16:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by urmytobe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol really funny
2006-07-30 17:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute :P
2006-07-30 16:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by sarahjane123us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋