English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".

While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.

"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."

"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."

"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.

"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.

2006-07-30 16:47:44 · 6 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA H A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHA H AHA HA AHA AH AHA HA AHA AHA HA AHA HA AHA AHA AHA AH AHA AHAAHA AH AHA AHA AHA AHA AHAA HAA AAH AAHA HA AHA AHA AHA AHA AAHA AHA AHAA (CHOCKING..............................) HAH AH AH AH AH AH HAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ZA HAH AHA AH AH AAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(FART)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AHA AH AH AQHA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHA HA A HA AH A A HA HA A AH AH AHA HA H AH AHA HA AH A AH AAH AH AH AHA HA AH AH AH AHA HA AH A A HA AH AH A HA AH AH AAH AH AHAHV AH A
OH NO! IM DEAD.

2006-07-30 16:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 0 0

for funny jokes visit
http://360.yahoo.com/the1zia

2006-07-31 00:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice one

2006-07-30 23:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by urmytobe 3 · 0 0

To you: a floral thanks, but without any message cards.

2006-07-31 00:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahaha

2006-07-30 23:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was FUNNY!!!!

2006-07-30 23:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by Me 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers