will you marry me?=i want to make it illegal for you to have sex with any other guy
i like that one better=pick any damned dress(while shopping) and let's go home
i need you=my hand is tired
how do i compare with your other boyfriends?= is my penis really that small?
it is just orange juice= three more shots and she'll have her legs around my head
i want you back=i want you tonight
we've been through so much together= if it weren'tfo you, i never would have lost my virginity
i miss you so much=i am so horny that my roomate is starting to look good
i'm going fishing=i'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety
it would take too longg to explain= i have no idea how it works
it's a guy thing=there is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical
what's wrong?=what meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
2006-07-30
16:26:58
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2006-07-30
16:27:16 ·
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