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say it like the Terminator: "I'll be back?"

And then as Peter and John and Mary and Mary cried did he say: "I know now why you cry?"

2006-07-30 16:25:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It's funny you mention the movie Terminator in your question, because when Jesus does come back, that's what he's coming back to do, terminate all evil.

2006-07-30 16:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

To my knowledge, Jesus did not say when that would be, but he did say that " Only my father in heaven knows the exact hour." We are not suppose to live our lives waiting for the return of Jesus, and all that encoumpassess, we are suppose to be living our lives as though if he were to show up at any time, your business would be in order, and you dealings all admirable.

2006-07-30 23:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by lisa l 3 · 0 0

Jesus is coming...the day and the hour is unknown. Just be ready because he will come like a theft in the night, descending on white clouds.

2006-07-30 23:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by tyrawooley 3 · 0 0

Yeah, and then he broke Pontius Pilate in half with his massive biceps and successfully ran for governor of Judea.

2006-07-30 23:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by FiatJusticia 3 · 0 0

Not yet:

Check out http://www.johnfourteen.com
Look at "Studies in the Bible"
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2006-07-30 23:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 0 0

Well, since we all found out all he had sacrificed was Saturday... he isn't so great.

I deserve the reimbursement of my movie tickets.

2006-07-31 12:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0 0

yes, he retuned in three days. GOOD FRIDAY (Death of Jesus)
EASTER Jesus returns.then when it was all finished to Gods plan he went back to heaven.

2006-07-30 23:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by kelliekareen 4 · 0 0

since he wasn't speaking in English to them, its doubtful

2006-07-30 23:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's pretty funny.

2006-07-30 23:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Novice restauranteur 3 · 0 0

He will, read the new testament.

2006-07-30 23:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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