If buttered bread always lands butterside down and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you buttered the back of the cat??? (obviously nobody would do this)
2006-07-30 15:42:55 · 20 answers · asked by Max 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
I think you would have greasy pu$$y
2006-07-30 16:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 2⤋
cats by the way donot always land on their feet, and dont have 9 lives either. And guess what buttered bread lands on the buttered side more times due to the weight difference, why the hell did I even answer this, I must need a life as bad as you for asking.LOL
2006-07-30 23:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think you would end up with a very greasy moggy, a very greasy carpet and a very greasy bath in which you would have to bath him in. Good question though, it made me laugh. Apparently a cat judges it balance with the back half of its body. So, therefore if the back wont fit into a space, they generally wont attempt to go through that particular space. If you restrict the back end of them, like placing a tea towel around their waist ( I have never done this by the way ) they literally fall over like they are drunk. Wonder if smearing them with butter would have the same impact? Anyway enough now, this is just what I got told at Uni. I am very much a cat lover and would never intentionally harm any animal to discover the question to an answer. Get a book out instead.
2006-07-31 00:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since it'd be "buttered cat" and not buttered bread, I'd imagine the cat would still land on his feet. Thx for the laugh :)
2006-07-30 22:46:43 · answer #4 · answered by Flyleaf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll be the seriouse one...... cat's land on there feet about 95% of the time.....
buttered toast only actualy lands butter side down 50% of the time.... it's a 50/50 chance of the toast landing on ether side..... but you only remember when it lands the bad way beacause you end up late for work after having to get changed.... so it would have to be the cat feet down... 95% of the time as the butter would have no afect.... hope this makes sence
2006-07-30 22:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the theory goes that you would have a hovering cat that could effectively be used t generate electricity as it is effectively some kind of perpetual motion device.
Personally, I question that theory as I maintain that the question does not take into account any inadvertant use of margarine of "I can't believe its not butter" style hybrid spreads...
As you asked the question, I assume that you are also aware of the various other absurd (or not, depending on your stance on the matter) "theories" that surround the cat idea. If not, the link is included below!
2006-07-30 22:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by John K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, the cat is going to:-
A) Land on it's feet
B) Be messy
C) Try to take your eyes out
D) Lie down on your new couch
2006-07-31 04:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Neil - the hypocrite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be so sure. Somewhere out there is a kid digging in the drawers for a butter knife now. I can only hope he films it and puts it up on here for the rest of us to see.
2006-07-30 22:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, the 2 opposing forces would create torque on the cat, causing it to spin for eternity....
HEY! We just discovered a form of perpetual energy!!!
2006-07-30 22:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by Alvin X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why not butter their feet instead?
i think the cat would love you for that!
2006-07-30 22:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Aslan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would still land on his feet. Instinct always wins out.
2006-07-30 23:21:39 · answer #11 · answered by Tamara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋