a guy told his girl to make love just once a day she didnt like it then he told her that once will be amazin and long just as travllin frm boston to NYC she agreed then late at night she wake him up and said heeey i wanna go back to boston
2006-07-30 15:34:43 · 10 answers · asked by lil yemeni girl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If this is a riddle, could it be that she wanted to go to back to Boston, but the long way around the globe, so they would cross the international date line?
2006-07-30 15:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Love2Sew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i understand it because the girls want to have sexs at boson but it wasnt very funny. good try and god bluss you and your jounry awaiits my friend, just guessing.
2006-07-30 15:54:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me no speak english, comprenday? muchius grasius
2006-07-30 15:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by mark_potaty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does this belong in jokes and riddles?
2006-07-30 16:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And there is a point to this?
2006-07-30 15:38:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-30 15:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....this'a no make'a no sense'a to me?
......I tinka he fuca all'a you brains out you head!
2006-07-30 15:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-07-30 15:47:12 · answer #9 · answered by vigilatequeen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you need to explain further...
2006-07-30 15:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by KT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋