the best joke wins 10 points
2006-07-30 15:16:59 · 12 answers · asked by Mr. Sly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to screw the bulb in, two to discuss the violation of the socket, and two more to secretly wish they were the socket.
2006-07-30 15:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by cyberlegend1994 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s**she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s**she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-30 22:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sierra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde say when she opened the cheerios box??
Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
A guy receives a phone call from his blonde friend. "Hello, I need you to come over here and help me, I am solving a puzzle and the pieces just don't go in, I think it has defects", she says. The guy comes over, and he immediately turns and walks away "Wait! Where are u gpoing", the blonde asks. "That's not a puzzle, that's cereal"!!
2006-07-31 00:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes were going down the river in a boat and it hit a rock splitting the boat in two. each blonde ended up on each side of the river banks. the one blonde yelled to the other "how do i get to the other side!" and the other blonde yelled back " you are on the other side!"
2006-07-30 22:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma jokes:
yo mamma so fat that when she sat on the curb she made a drive way..
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said, "one person at a time please"
yo mamma so stupid that when she went to bed, she took a ruler with her to see how long she slept.
you were so ugly that yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot.
yup.....i swear, I, ALETA, made these up.
2006-07-30 22:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!!
I wont tell you a joke & you can't make me:-P
2006-07-30 22:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma
2006-07-30 22:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by mark_potaty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's glasses are so thinck, when she looks at a map she sees people waving!!!!!!
2006-07-30 22:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by (NO) NAME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say this out loud slowly... I'm we todd did i'm sofa king we todd did.
2006-07-30 22:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by prowoodman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you kill a circus?
Wait for it.....
Go for the juggler!
2006-07-30 22:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋