The Auckland Zoo had gotten a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big farmer's lad who was responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
They approached Graham with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er."
"Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500." Bwaaaha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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2006-07-30 15:11:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willys Jokes archives! The best jokes anywhere!
2006-07-30 15:12:07 · update #1
Are you sure it didn't happen in Kansas? We got alot of 'Graham's around here! Zoo keeper could make a fortune!
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2006-07-30 17:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Please don't keep making me CRY like this
2006-07-30 15:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋