took your husband for ransom?.....
2006-07-30 14:57:46 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll pay YOU to keep him
2006-07-30 15:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by harmony 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1st thing I ain't got a husband nor am I husband but I know a few women who'd probably say, "you can have the SOB for $199.95" LOL
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2006-07-30 22:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh uncontrollably for about ten minutes...attempt to negotiate and fail miserably because, once again, the uncontrollable laughing has overwhelmed me.
2006-07-30 23:33:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could try telling them that he has aids and you were going to get rid of him anyway.
2006-07-30 22:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope this isnt happenin but i would give them money. but write down the numbers of the bills so that they can be tracked.
2006-07-30 22:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by mmk. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are doin me a favor. go ahead and kill him. if you need help call back. just give me the credit cards and pin numbers first.
2006-07-30 22:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by purple monkey! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them to put him on ebay and see if someone else wants him, might get a fortune!
2006-07-30 22:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell Max!!! I'm a man,I don't have a husband!!!!
2006-07-30 22:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can keep him, i been wanting somebody to take him a way, how about i pay you to keep him, fare?
2006-07-30 22:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"now what am i to do with this poison and new shovel"
2006-07-30 22:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by specal k 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋