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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Smith. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied,"Why, yes I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,too.He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair
2006-07-30 14:23:44 · 9 answers · asked by joegossum 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aren't prepared for the answer
SORRY THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE HEADER
2006-07-30 14:25:16 · update #1
Good one. Just goes to show you, Grandma knows it all.
2006-07-30 14:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by L-Rad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! you sound plenty like me! a minimum of partly of my life. I truly have additionally been a Christian my comprehensive life. till a pair of twelve months in the past i became what you're able to call a "ineffective christian." yet interior the previous twelve months my church has thoroughly replaced and grown in God. he's so mind-blowing. approximately speaking on your youthful human beings pastor; you will desire to!, that's what they are for! Or tell somebody else which you're close with. this is mind-blowing how plenty i will relate. I additionally think of a diverse life each and every so often. I think of what human beings think of. it is not continuously a solid habbit. You suggested which you have have been given been doing an mind-blowing form of issues which you comprehend are incorrect and don't comprehend why. precise now the devil is conscious you sense insecure and thinks he can take you down and change you against God. he's continuously after Christians, particularly little ones. What he on no account lerans is that the greater he tries to take us aside, the greater we advance greater advantageous in God (if we combat). understanding which you're doing incorrect skill you have decernment from God. the subsequent time you get the urge to do something which you comprehend does not honor God, PRAY. God loves you lots, and not in any respect seems down on you. "For i'm the comprehensive expression of love" God Bless!
2016-10-01 06:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only ask if you are perfect in thoughts words & deeds
or you might receive a ansewer you don't want to hear,
or want others to hear. You might get the surprise of your life!!!!
2006-07-30 14:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by n s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HORRAY BEER oops sorry wron thing alltogether i loved the joke man that was FUNNY
2006-07-30 14:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cover sassy southern women, lawyers and small towns!!!
2006-07-30 14:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by beth l 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy! Telling it like it is! LOL.
Good joke. Thank you for the laughs.
2006-07-30 16:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...
2006-07-30 14:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too funny
2006-07-30 14:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2006-07-30 14:27:06 · answer #9 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋