2006-07-30 14:17:26 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poison makes much less of a mess, but if you insist....just call me after wards. You did know that we are also licensed for trauma clean-ups, didn't you?
2006-07-31 14:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A 105 howitzer would do the trick. I was in fire direction control in the Marine Corps. If you radioed in her coordinates I could direct the gun crew. Just make sure she is in a large open field. I don't want collateral damage. But why not find a peaceful solution? Contact Condi Rice. She is doing a masterful job negotiating with Lebanon and Israel.
2006-07-31 12:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is trivia and may even be appropriate but you can kill a elephant with a .22 with the correct shot.
2006-07-31 00:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by Tom H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get a 50 cal. I guarantee it will go through pretty much anything, check the site listed for a look.
2006-07-30 14:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A gun won't cut it -you have to chop off her head & remove her heart. I also suggest eating lots of garlic before attempting this.
Best of luck.
2006-07-31 04:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by RED 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bazooka.
2006-07-30 14:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure you don't need a wooden stake, okay, telephone pole, through the heart.
2006-07-31 12:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whale harpoon?
Smart bombs?
Nuclear reactors?
2006-07-30 14:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by merigold00 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about an atomic bomb. They must have one on Ebay. They have everything on Ebay.
2006-07-30 17:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
That is the funniest thing I have heard all day.
Best of luck!
2006-07-30 14:21:30 · answer #10 · answered by listen_missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋